Wine Goes to the Movies
Bedazzle: 1. To dazzle completely so as to make blind. 2. To cleverly outwit
Enough wine can make you blind drunk, and you may, in that circumstance, find yourself cleverly outwitted. "Dude, where's my car" is a question I have received over the phone on at least a couple of mornings after.
“Bedazzled” shows how easily we mortals can be taken in by someone who promises to give us what we want. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore - the Moët et Chandon of British comedy - make this film bubble over with their unique comic sparkle.
Peter Cook wears the devil's red socks - not wine red, unfortunately, but brimstone red - while Dudley Moore is the devil's workshop. He just wants to do well with the ladies, and he trusts a guy in a cape to get him there. Raquel Welch is - what else - Lust. Any movie featuring this much of Raquel Welch gets extras on my 100 point scale. The seven deadly sins are looking pretty good from this angle.
Organized religion has tagged drinking as a sin, although it’s not on the list of seven. Drinking too much may be considered gluttony, and then you’re in trouble. Proud of your low blue flame? That’s a no-no. Envious of your neighbor’s 1995 Château Margaux? Nix. Mean drunk? Wrath is bad, too. You can get into trouble with any endeavor. Keep yourself in between the extremes and you should be alright.
Don’t confuse “Bedazzled” with the remake starring Brendan Fraser. It's nothing of the sort. TFH guru Josh Olsen says the 1967 original is one of the three films that define a '60s that never was. Without “Bedazzled,” “The President's Analyst” and “Beyond the Valley of the Dolls,” says Olsen, “you have no Austin Powers." I'm still trying to figure out if that's a good or bad thing. A any rate, his advice to see the "Lennon and McCartney of British comedy" in action should be taken. Laughter is not one of the seven deadlies.
7 Deadly Zins is a Lodi Zinfandel blend that’s spicy, sexy and full-bodied - definitely worth one of your seven wishes.
Casillero del Diablo Reserva Privada - A blend of Cabernet Sauvignon and Syrah from “the Devil’s cellar.”
Juliette's Dazzle Rosé - A pink wine made from Pinot Grigio!
Kiss The Devil Wine - Wine made from chili peppers. No way it’s that hot? Yes, way.
Deviled ham - Ham, hot sauce and cayenne pepper all rolled into a tin can that sits on a shelf for five years before you buy it. How do I not have some of that in front of me right now?
Bedazzled Wine Glasses - Maybe I'll get some of these for the next wine party I throw in my RV.
Bedazzled Wine Bottle Wraps - OMG. It’s the work of the devil.
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